I used to be mostly straight and liked to watch lesbian porn.

Now I'm mostly gay and like to watch straight porn.

I like how my first post in three weeks is about my porn preferences. Lol, sup guys.

my interested to

on facebook

to women only

omg tho

RACHEL BEING NICER = A+

TINA AND MIKE'S DUET = A+

BRITTANY HAVING ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT = A+

SAM BEING A TOTAL DORK = A++

KURT BEING THE MOST FABULOUS MOTHERFUCKER ON PLANET EARTH = A+++

BRITTANA = A+++++++++++++++

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Okay so I have never been decided on who I want to bang more, Brittany or Santana

but I have decided

SANATA LOPEZ ALL THE WAAAAAAY aaaahskljfsgh the things I would let her do to me unf unf unf seriously incoherent right now

And by "this" I mean "make me cry excessively and without warning". Literally I count five separate times in this episode. FIVE. FUCKING HELL ( Read more... )

So I just read in todays fandom secrets about Sailor Moon helping a girl realize she was a lesbian. And it made me all nostalgic for my good old otaku days when ( this woman )

hdlgkjfshgads watching Glee makes me feel like such a fucking lesbian. Every time the Cheerios are onscreen I just keep thinking THANK THE POWERS THAT BE FOR MAKING THOSE SKIRTS SO SHORT. I am literally looking at Quinn's ass in this one shot. I also want a threesome with Santana and Brittany really, really badly.

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To my new journal title.

Fuck I want to sex love Ellen Page.

My brother just taught me how to play 'Stairway to Heaven' on bass! Who wants to bet I'll forget it all by tomorrow? *raises hand*In other news, WATCHMEN omg omg omg. Midnight premiere this week. Anyone else going to one? I am flipping OUT. I did go out and read the book so as to make myself feel like less of a poser, and it was AMAZING. (Also, Doc ( Read more... )